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Chapter 2 – Jeninarah the Mermaid, Jim’s Amazing Mutatious Tel-FreakinMuffin-Port, and Stuff

Posted on March 21, 2012 by brentonwilliamson

To start this next chapter of Jim’s life, I intended to use the phrase “he couldn’t believe his eyes.” However, it struck me as cliche and nonsensical.  Think about it.  At what point in the relationship between brain and eyeballs … Continue reading →

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Chapter 1 – Why Jim’s Church is Different – and how that’s relevant

Posted on February 16, 2012 by brentonwilliamson

It’s not that Jim’s pre-muffin-house days were dull.  It’s more that Jim’s post-muffin-house days are not in the least dull at all. Nope.  Before, Jim would do things like sing in the shower. Tralalala. And he would go to school … Continue reading →

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Chapter 0 – How Jim Comes to Live in a Muffin

Posted on February 14, 2012 by brentonwilliamson

I don’t know why in the heck you’d want to know about how Jim came to live in a muffin.  Most people don’t like living in muffins, or even talking about it.  They’re small and there’s very little moving-around-room, and … Continue reading →

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